Teaser Tuesdays

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (Make sure that what you share doesn't give too much away! You don't want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Literary Marie's Tuesday Teaser:

"Not an actual adult, I'm more adult-ish. And like so many other little brown girls my age, I believe the problem of loving, lusting, or even 'liking liking' someone can be solved with a simple equation: x + y = gtfohwtbs (if "x" ≥ 28 years old and "y" = socially retarded men)."

~ p. 3, Bitch Is The New Black by Helena Andrews