First Lines Friday

First Lines Friday is a bookish meme hosted by Literary Marie. I encourage all of my fellow book bloggers and bookhearts to play along.

• Grab your current read(s).
• Share the first line(s).
• Include the title and author.

"I know the exact date I went from being a nobody, minding my own business in my corporate retail job, to being 'internet famous'—and inadvertently making a lot of girls cry."

~ Well, That Escalated Quickly by Franchesca Ramsey